I can’t stop playing that ridiculous Dream Daddy game

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator was released on Steam last week. You play a single dad that has moved to a cul-de-sac that is inexplicably inhabited by exclusively single dads. You date them. You make dad jokes. I love it, and am going to tell you why. But first, I need to be a buzzkill.

I’m uncomfortable with the fact that this is a game played, at least in my twitter feed, by mostly women. I have the same issues with it as I do slash fiction being written by women. These things tend to be more fetishizing than normalizing and supportive. And in fandom, I think that slash is so popular due in part to a large heaping of internalized misogyny. There was a good essay I read on this that I cannot find to save my life, but I can’t mention loving this game on the internet without a casual reminder to treat all people like people and not weird caricatures of relationships.

Although, if we’re going to fetishize dads having healthy, supportive relationships with their children, I AM HERE FOR IT.

Secondly, I’m upset with the game creators for not making a Linux version and then ignoring inquiries about it. You can tell me Linux is too hard. It’s cool.

I got it to work in Steam through PlayOnLinux.

Dream Daddy loading screen. It's got a montage of snapshots of the different dads, along with a rotating dad tip. This one reads "Dad Tip #10: If you're parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires toward the street."

You build your character (there are binder body types!) and have the option to wander the neighborhood with your daughter. If you’re feeling antisocial you end up meeting all your single dad neighbors at a barbecue. Your dating life is facilitated by Dadbook, obviously.

The Dadbook page for Robert Small. It's an OKCupid style questionaire. My favorite one is "What are your turn ons? don't talk to me"The Dadbook page for Joseph Christiansen. He seems SO PURE. He lists his turn-ons as "My loving wife"The Dadbook page for Mat Sella. He wanted to be a barista when he grew up and now he is. Living the dream!

And yes, there are some weird things going on with Youth Pastor Joseph.

Sweet, wholesome Joseph standing at his church event. One of the kids has made a sign that says "JESUS IS CUMING"

You help him fix the banner because you’re a nice dad. Or you don’t. He’s got a hidden achievement that may or may not be bugged and it is my current mission to live on his yacht with him. There is something weird going on in this man’s life.

Somehow all of the other characters have equally compelling story lines.

Your dad is faced with two attractive men. The narration appropriately exclaims that "YOUR UNENDING THIRST WILL BE YOUR ULTIMATE DOWNFALL"

But what they all have in common is the ultimate fantasy of a dad with a healthy, supportive relationship with his teen daughter.

Image of your dad presenting his daughter with a cake that says "SORRY YOU'RE SAD BUT I SUPPORT YOU 100%

Dial the fantasy back some, wow.

Can anyone else top me for judgement inducing Steam purchases? Or have I peaked?




5 thoughts on “I can’t stop playing that ridiculous Dream Daddy game

  1. I think Gal*Gun might be the epitome of fetishizing someone and making a MINT off of it. I’ve watched a video on someone playing the game (honestly can’t remember who the youtuber was), and it made me cringe the entire time.

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    1. I haven’t heard of that one.
      I think the most cringey game I’ve actually tried to play was Batman: Arkham Asylum. I don’t think it’s on the same level as Gal*Gun because I try to screen my stuff but…it was bad.


      1. “When Houdai is shot by cupid angel Ekoro, he becomes immensely popular and suddenly every girl at the academy becomes hot for him. But being irresistible is hardly a dream come true! Every love letter, shout of adulation, and advancing kisses drains his energy!”

        You literally walk around “measuring” these girls’ boobs/waist/butt measurements to figure out if they’re worth your time or not (and you can buy upgrades that makes your measuring go faster!), take really creepy pictures, rub them in “special spots” to make them go weak at the knees, AND you have to shoot them in love places to get them to stop stalking you. It’s. So. Cringey.


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